by Boric Glanduum » Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:00 pm
I just came across this online today in the OSR Blogosphere and had to share. Let me make sure the record is clear: this is NOT my work. I should also make clear how much respect and admiration I have for the entire collection of people that are magic users. I really do. I like their spells and protection and do not wish to be ambushed from behind by Magic Missles.
20 Alternate First Level Titles for Magic-Users:
Lantern Boy
Rucksack
Dart Chucker
Guy Who Says He'll Wait By The Door Just In Case
Resource Drain
Point Man in Dark Corridors
Pincushion
Wee Wee
Sparky
Guy Who Keeps Leaving Everything To Next Of Kin
Gandalf, But He's Not Compensating Or Anything
In About An Hour, A Mere Bloodstain Where His Body Used To Be
Rolled An 18 Intelligence, Thought It Mattered And Went With It
"Bob"
Look Out! He's Got A Dagger!
Dickless Nancy
Poindexter
AV Club '79, '80, '81, '82
Mr. Always Picks The Wrong Spell
Greyteeth Grimbreath "Ah, the life of an adventuring cleric. I remember it well. A perpetual struggle to maintain the hit point totals of four or five nigh-suicidal tomb robbers determined to deplete them at all costs."
