Subject: U.S. Marine & the Terrorist

[Greylen]

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Faluijiah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the
road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine
was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad
leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each
other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. "I yelled to him
that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scum bag, and he yelled back
that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk."So I
said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited
lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck
hit us.