I know - we thought they were dead, but I have honed my speak with dead skills and have verified that they want to come back . . . er, they aren't dead. Scott sent me an email verifying that his autoresponder to queries about his demise is indeed functioning at work, so at least we know his email is still operative. He promises to post up soon.
Jared gave me a call to let me know how hectic his schedule is and said he will be posting up soon too. It is good to know that we don't have funerals or issues with male menopause to deal with for the absence of our dearly beloved friends. Life goes on!