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I'm sorry, my friends, if I've missed anything important the last few days. I have not been at my computer since Friday afternoon.

You see, beginning at 2:00 a.m. Saturday morning, I spent the rest of the day Saturday worshiping the porcelain gods. At one point I'm pretty sure I saw my shoes come out of my mouth.

You're welcome, by the way.

I felt human enough to take care of my Sunday church-going responsibilities, and then, Sunday night, I felt an unfortunately-familiar stabbing pain in my right eye when I looked at any light source. Over the course of an hour it grew steadily worse and confirmed my fears.

Pink-eye.

I don't know how or why, or what I've done to deserve this. No-one who hasn't suffered from pink-eye can truly understand the blinding pain. I'm only now able to ride the train into work and (sort-of) gaze at a dimmed computer screen in my dark office one-eyed from behind my prescription sunglasses. It's a nice look. Not to mention the gauze pad wedged between my eye and my glasses to catch the indiscriminate weeping from the pain.

And I'm only at the office today to meet with an angry client. Who, by the way, as I'm typing this called to reschedule until next week. Grr.

Hopefully you'll forgive my absence.

Not to be insensitive to your pain, buddy, but your post made me laugh... in a sympathetic sort of way, mind.

Just for that....


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(OK, slightly photo-shopped, but you get the idea.)

Here is my take on this unfortunate situation.

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Here is Jaren's eye:





Here's what happen when you make him REALLY angry!

Links didn't come through, Rob.

They show up on my computer. Could there be filtering going on at work?

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Can't help it. made me think of this question and answer. bonus if you know the title!

Q Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid or something? A Oh no. It's just they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.â€

Princess Bride and the REALLY sad thing, is I can picture Wesley on the back of Fessig (Andre the Giant) as he's saying it... Arrrgggg.

Sleep well, my friend, and dream of large women.